Wednesday, June 1, 2011
PMS? Or Pee Am A**?
How to Know If you have PMS:
The 10 Definitive Signs of
Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
Everyone is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, 'How's my driving? Call 1 800 ****"**.'
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
You're counting down the days until menopause.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
What PMS REALLY stands for:
TOP 10 THINGS
(Really) STANDS FOR
Psychotic Mood Shift
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
Perpetual Munching Spree
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly Men Suck
Who Cares? I'm not in the mood to play this anymore!
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